Saturday, August 26, 2006
Dalliance with Dwarves
This made me laugh quite a lot – until you consider that the Filipinos haven’t really suggested that they think he was wrong. Next time you think one of our ermine-bedecked mentalists is swaying in the wind think of this and you’ll realise they’re probably saner than you think…..
Filipino 'dwarf' judge loses case
A Philippines judge who said he consulted imaginary mystic dwarves has failed to convince the Supreme Court to allow him to keep his job.
Florentino Floro was appealing against a three-year inquiry which led to his removal due to incompetence and bias.
He told investigators three mystic dwarves - Armand, Luis and Angel - had helped him to carry out healing sessions during breaks in his chambers.
The court said psychic phenomena had no place in the judiciary.
The bench backed a medical finding that the judge was suffering from psychosis.
'Dwarf dalliance'
The Manila trial judge had asked the Supreme Court to dismiss the complaint and return him to the bench, after being sacked in April.
"They should not have dismissed me for what I believed," Mr Floro told reporters after filing his appeal in May.
The judge said he had made a covenant with his dwarf friends that he could write while in a trance and that he had been seen by several people in two places at the same time.
Judge Floro reportedly changed from blue court robes to black each Friday "to recharge his psychic powers".
In a letter to the court he said: "From obscurity, my name and the three mystic dwarves became immortal."
However, the Supreme Court said dalliance with dwarves would gradually erode the public's acceptance of the judiciary as the guardian of the law, if not make it an object of ridicule…..
I must admit though, to often wearing black underpants to recharge my psychic powers and occasionally thinking how great it would be to have a bunch of imaginary mystic dwarfs as mates. This would allow us to indulge in many height based adventures and a possible movie career. But then usually when I think this I’ve mixed Benilyn with too much red wine. Fortunately the only harm that’s come from it is a thumping headache followed by trying to get the sick out from the bedroom carpet the next morning; not having had someone hung for nicking a loaf of bread whilst consulting the imaginary whispering echoing around my head.
And that final paragraph!! “..dalliance with dwarves would gradually erode….” WTF?? Completely and instantly I think you’ll find. It really seems, in The Philippines at least, that the lunatics have taken over the asylum. Coming to a theatre near you soon…..
Filipino 'dwarf' judge loses case
A Philippines judge who said he consulted imaginary mystic dwarves has failed to convince the Supreme Court to allow him to keep his job.
Florentino Floro was appealing against a three-year inquiry which led to his removal due to incompetence and bias.
He told investigators three mystic dwarves - Armand, Luis and Angel - had helped him to carry out healing sessions during breaks in his chambers.
The court said psychic phenomena had no place in the judiciary.
The bench backed a medical finding that the judge was suffering from psychosis.
'Dwarf dalliance'
The Manila trial judge had asked the Supreme Court to dismiss the complaint and return him to the bench, after being sacked in April.
"They should not have dismissed me for what I believed," Mr Floro told reporters after filing his appeal in May.
The judge said he had made a covenant with his dwarf friends that he could write while in a trance and that he had been seen by several people in two places at the same time.
Judge Floro reportedly changed from blue court robes to black each Friday "to recharge his psychic powers".
In a letter to the court he said: "From obscurity, my name and the three mystic dwarves became immortal."
However, the Supreme Court said dalliance with dwarves would gradually erode the public's acceptance of the judiciary as the guardian of the law, if not make it an object of ridicule…..
I must admit though, to often wearing black underpants to recharge my psychic powers and occasionally thinking how great it would be to have a bunch of imaginary mystic dwarfs as mates. This would allow us to indulge in many height based adventures and a possible movie career. But then usually when I think this I’ve mixed Benilyn with too much red wine. Fortunately the only harm that’s come from it is a thumping headache followed by trying to get the sick out from the bedroom carpet the next morning; not having had someone hung for nicking a loaf of bread whilst consulting the imaginary whispering echoing around my head.
And that final paragraph!! “..dalliance with dwarves would gradually erode….” WTF?? Completely and instantly I think you’ll find. It really seems, in The Philippines at least, that the lunatics have taken over the asylum. Coming to a theatre near you soon…..
# posted by Bucko! @ 2:26 AM 
